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author: stanley lieber <[email protected]>
date: Sat Jun 7 11:16:24 EDT 2014
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Doug McIlroy can create 3-ended pipes.
Doug McIlroy dreams in binary.
Doug McIlroy eats serial ports for breakfast.
-Doug McIlroy doesn't have an Erdos number; Erdos has a McIlroy number.
-Doug McIlroy prototyped /dev/random with a toothpick and 4 cans of baked beans.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't have an Erdos number; Erdos has a McIlroy number.
+Doug McIlroy prototyped /dev/random with a toothpick and 4 cans of baked beans.
Doug McIlroy invented pipes.
Doug McIlroy thinks asm is for sissies.
Doug McIlroy invented diff to win a bet.
Doug McIlroy can read unbound variables.
Doug McIlroy can disprove tautologies.
-Doug McIlroy's programs always terminate -- sometimes each other.
-Doug McIlroy's programs don't need a garbage collector; they pick up their OWN garbage.
-Doug McIlroy doesn't make system calls. System calls call Doug McIlroy.
-Doug McIlroy doesn't use malloc to allocate memory. He uses his bare hands.
-Doug McIlroy doesn't debug. He stares at tty0 until it fixes the problem.
-Once, Doug McIlroy got mad at his terminal and smacked the keyboard. The result is called "Unix."
-Alan Turing always wanted to win a McIlroy Award, but didn't qualify. No one has.
-In 1984, the Department of Justice broke up AT&T because they had a monopoly. On Doug McIlroy.
+Doug McIlroy's programs always terminate -- sometimes each other.
+Doug McIlroy's programs don't need a garbage collector; they pick up their OWN garbage.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't make system calls. System calls call Doug McIlroy.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't use malloc to allocate memory. He uses his bare hands.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't debug. He stares at tty0 until it fixes the problem.
+Once, Doug McIlroy got mad at his terminal and smacked the keyboard. The result is called "Unix."
+Alan Turing always wanted to win a McIlroy Award, but didn't qualify. No one has.
+In 1984, the Department of Justice broke up AT&T because they had a monopoly. On Doug McIlroy.
Doug McIlroy supervises the hypervisor.
Doug McIlroy understands the internals of a hidden Markov model.
Doug McIlroy patented macros.
-At Bell Labs, computers regularly crashed in fear when Doug McIlroy entered the room.
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+At Bell Labs, computers regularly crashed in fear when Doug McIlroy entered the room.